Turkey

 My dad has this mug he used to take to work. It wasn’t like a travel mug so he would just set this open mug in the console of his metallic blue nissan maxima and coffee would spill everywhere. I knew it well because I was out “sick” during my elementary school years and would ride into work with him, where I would languish behind his desk on a pallet sipping cokes and eating those orange crackers with peanut butter inside. 

The mug was a cartoon by Susan Boylan and it had this elephant on the ground covered in turkeys. On the other side it read, “Don’t let the turkeys get you down.”


This mug made a very real impression on me. There are several turkeys that try to creep into our life and get Rob and I down. We quote this mug weekly. 


So here is my advice for today. Don’t. Let. The. Fucking. Turkeys. Get. You. Down. 


Also, don’t be a turkey. I mean, we can all be turkeys sometimes. That’s life, right? But just don’t be one. And if you are, realize it, make it right and move on. Live your own life, make the people around you happy and the world better and brighter. And don’t be a fucking turkey. 


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